So we have word of yet another athlete in the ranks of the habitually criminal college and professional football leagues. Gee, hard to believe. Who wouldathunkit?!
Nah, how could it be? American athletes are the cream of the crop. They're heroes!
Why, we have so much evidence of their heroism.
And of that of the cops and judges in this country. For example:
The statement of a judge, sentencing one player to thirty days in jail, says it all: "to be served after football season."After all, gotta get our priorities straight! Go, USA!