Tuesday, April 28, 2020

More MAGA Morons On Parade

Oh, what a great time to be alive! Sure, we're all threatened by a pandemic, but then we're also all threatened by the rank stupidity of people like the above two women, "protesting" their "right" to roam about freely, infecting innocent people. (click pic to enlarge)

Hey, as long as they infect only each other, it's all good!

Speaking of which:

Leader of anti-coronavirus lockdown group that organized protests tests positive for COVID-19

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can't make this shit up! It writes itself!




Friday, April 24, 2020

Trump: Idiocy That Never Ends, or The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Because our moron of a president can't keep his mouth shut, and always has to spout off half-cocked when he knows nothing -- especially when he knows nothing (even though he is "like, very smart, a very stable genius" and an "expert" on everything) -- we'll now probably have a few more contenders among his brain-dead base for a Darwin Award.

At yesterday's political rally press conference on COVID-19, the orange oaf went off on his latest pet theory: that disinfectants could somehow be "injected" into people to kill the virus.

Yes, he did.

Seriously, you can't make this shit up.

Every day a new low with this guy, every day a new reason to say, "you can't make this shit up."

Given that one of his followers was stupid enough to drink fish tank cleaner because his beloved leader touted the completely bogus "cure" of hydroxychloroquine (Trump's a physician, too, don'tchyaknow?!), I'm sure there'll be plenty of other goobers who will now step up to try ingesting the magic elixir of household cleaners.

As one Twitter wag so elegantly put it:
"I'm old enough to remember when Presidents didn't inject themselves with disinfectants."
Or when you didn't have to explain to anyone but 3-year-olds that no, you shouldn't drink bleach.

And so it goes in the Land of the Free.

Addendum: the fact that major companies now feel compelled to urge people not to put this shit in their bodies -- unbelievable. Check that; entirely believable. Every day a new low in this country, thanks to the Moron-in-Chief. Every. Single. Day.

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Covidiots On Parade

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Covidiots Strike Again

You fucking MAGA morons are out there "protesting." Play-acting your neuroses is more like it. You people are so fucking stupid and ignorant, it's breathtaking -- even though we've already had years to witness your stupidity and ignorance.

You know what? Nobody cares if you get sick and die. Good riddance. What we care about is the fact that you could take innocent people along with you. People who are on the front lines trying to save your sorry asses, people who can't afford to take time off, people who are still serving you food and delivering supplies. You're selfish and moronic and, frankly, murderous. You're helping to kill people.


"DNRs and ventilator denials should be on file for every one of these #COVIDIOTS"

Oh, and before I forget, here are two more Covidiots who yammered about how much of a "hoax" this virus is and who caught it and died:

Once again: oops!

Saturday, April 18, 2020

More Naysaying Nabobs Die of COVID-19

Well, here we have yet another moronic MAGAT who mocked and minimized this pandemic and paid for it with his life. Tsk, tsk.
“He watched Fox, and believed it was under control,’’ Kristen told me.
Early in March Sean Hannity went on air proclaiming that he didn’t like the way that the American people were getting scared “unnecessarily.’’ He saw it all, he said, “as like, let’s bludgeon Trump with this new hoax.’’ 
. . . On April 9, he died of Covid-19. The following day, Artie Nelson, one of his longtime bartenders at JJ Bubbles, and also in his 70s, died of the virus as well. 
Joe Joyce is hardly the only one denying science, ridiculing facts, and parrotting the stupidity and ignorance promulgated by Fox So-Called News. He's in good company. Landon Spradlin also thought COVID-19 was a hoax. So did Gerald Glenn. Both were "men of God." Both thought God actually talked directly to them. Yet both died.


In one of the most provocative analyses in his follow-up article, “Coronavirus: Out of Many, One,” Mr. Pueyo analyzed Medicare and census data on age and obesity in states that recently resisted shutdowns and counties that voted Republican in 2016. 
He calculated that those voters could be 30 percent more likely to die of the virus.

In literature that's called "poetic justice."

And there's lots more of it to come. 

While the Sociopath-in-Chief tweets from the toilet inanities like "LIBERATE!" and his brain-dead followers turn out en masse to demand that they be allowed to infect everyone else, heroic healthcare workers bust their asses trying to save people. 

So before anyone reading this tut-tuts about how "ghoulish" or "distasteful" or "wrong" it is to cheer the death of anyone, keep in mind who is risking their lives on the front lines and who isn't. Who appreciates that risk and who doesn't. 

I'm not the one who's causing these deaths. Trump & Co. are. The behavior of Trump supporters is what's wrong. 

So I'll say it again:


And once again I have to ask: Every time a MAGAT dies of Covid, does an angel get his wings?

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Trump Is A Criminal, Example #LostCount

Trump is a criminal. Therefore, anyone who supports Trump is aiding and abetting criminality, so he/she is likewise a criminal.

Here's just the latest in a stupefyingly long list of his crimes:

Trump removes independent watchdog tasked with overseeing coronavirus emergency funds

I'll say it again: Trump is a criminal, and if you support him, you are a criminal. (You're a moron, too, and a bully, and an ignoramus, and a sociopath, but that's another matter; seek help.)

Paraphrasing Mencken, I hope he and all of you get what you deserve, and I hope you get it good and hard.

Monday, April 6, 2020

Boris Johnson Moved to the ICU - Days of COVID-19

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, sick with COVID-19 for 10 days now, has just been moved to the ICU.

Just so I understand -- Boris Johnson has been moved to the ICU because of: A) a hoax B) the common cold C) just the flu (though "who cares if it's 10 times more lethal") D) a serious, potentially fatal illness Will a Trump supporter please enlighten me?

(Bonus question for extra credit: Every time a MAGAt dies of COVID, does an angel get his wings?)

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Donald Trump, Captain of the U.S.S. Titanic

1. There is no iceberg.
2. We won't hit the iceberg.
3. We barely touched the iceberg.
4. Nobody could've seen the iceberg.
5. The iceberg didn't kill as many people as it could have so these deaths mean my plan worked.
6. I'm the best captain ever (and better than icebergs).
7. Icebergs are fake news.

8. The previous Captain steered us into that iceberg.
9. I had to sink the ship to fix it.
10. Nobody died.
11. I have the biggest penis!
12. Like a miracle, the ship will rise from the bottom.
13. I'm the most popular Captain ever.
14. I invented ships.
15. I always knew the ship was going to sink.
16. I have the biggest penis!

(Hat-tip to "Gumby" and "Policy Watcher")