YES!!!!!
ABombazine
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. -Bertrand de Jouvenel
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Sunday, June 28, 2020
And Yet More MAGA Morons on Parade
"I don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of COVID-19 pandemic anytime soon."
-Cassandra of Troy
8:03 AM · Jun 28, 2020
And for those of you claiming it's not real, that it's been Photoshopped, bullshit. It's real. Click through the link and see for yourself. Furthermore, here's a picture my friend DG took on a flight of his just last week -- same thing -- and no, the airlines don't enforce their own rules. They don't give a shit. I guess they figure if people are foolish enough to fly, then they take their chances.
This woman was asked multiple times to put a face mask on -- BEFORE the plane took off. She refused. And were there any consequences for her? Was she told she couldn't fly? Was she banned for life? No. You speak to a flight attendant the wrong way and they drag you off the plane. But act like a MAGAss and endanger everyone around you -- no problem:
-Cassandra of Troy
8:03 AM · Jun 28, 2020
And for those of you claiming it's not real, that it's been Photoshopped, bullshit. It's real. Click through the link and see for yourself. Furthermore, here's a picture my friend DG took on a flight of his just last week -- same thing -- and no, the airlines don't enforce their own rules. They don't give a shit. I guess they figure if people are foolish enough to fly, then they take their chances.
This woman was asked multiple times to put a face mask on -- BEFORE the plane took off. She refused. And were there any consequences for her? Was she told she couldn't fly? Was she banned for life? No. You speak to a flight attendant the wrong way and they drag you off the plane. But act like a MAGAss and endanger everyone around you -- no problem:
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
More MAGA Morons On Parade
Oh, what a great time to be alive! Sure, we're all threatened by a pandemic, but then we're also all threatened by the rank stupidity of people like the above two women, "protesting" their "right" to roam about freely, infecting innocent people. (click pic to enlarge)
Hey, as long as they infect only each other, it's all good!
Speaking of which:
Leader of anti-coronavirus lockdown group that organized protests tests positive for COVID-19
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can't make this shit up! It writes itself!
MAGA!!
#CullTheMAGAHerd
#AspiringDarwinAwardWinners
Friday, April 24, 2020
Trump: Idiocy That Never Ends, or The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Because our moron of a president can't keep his mouth shut, and always has to spout off half-cocked when he knows nothing -- especially when he knows nothing (even though he is "like, very smart, a very stable genius" and an "expert" on everything) -- we'll now probably have a few more contenders among his brain-dead base for a Darwin Award.
At yesterday's
Yes, he did.
Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
Every day a new low with this guy, every day a new reason to say, "you can't make this shit up."
Given that one of his followers was stupid enough to drink fish tank cleaner because his beloved leader touted the completely bogus "cure" of hydroxychloroquine (Trump's a physician, too, don'tchyaknow?!), I'm sure there'll be plenty of other goobers who will now step up to try ingesting the magic elixir of household cleaners.
As one Twitter wag so elegantly put it:
"I'm old enough to remember when Presidents didn't inject themselves with disinfectants."Or when you didn't have to explain to anyone but 3-year-olds that no, you shouldn't drink bleach.
And so it goes in the Land of the Free.
Addendum: the fact that major companies now feel compelled to urge people not to put this shit in their bodies -- unbelievable. Check that; entirely believable. Every day a new low in this country, thanks to the Moron-in-Chief. Every. Single. Day.
Thursday, April 23, 2020
Covidiots On Parade
I mean you have to admit it's hilarious that the people who have spent their entire lives stockpiling beans & ammo and publishing newsletters about preparing to shelter in place during a global crisis are the ones having meltdowns because they can't go to the Cheesecake Factory.— Bill Marx for Congress (@BillforPA14) April 20, 2020
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
Covidiots Strike Again
You fucking MAGA morons are out there "protesting." Play-acting your neuroses is more like it. You people are so fucking stupid and ignorant, it's breathtaking -- even though we've already had years to witness your stupidity and ignorance.
You know what? Nobody cares if you get sick and die. Good riddance. What we care about is the fact that you could take innocent people along with you. People who are on the front lines trying to save your sorry asses, people who can't afford to take time off, people who are still serving you food and delivering supplies. You're selfish and moronic and, frankly, murderous. You're helping to kill people.
Quote:
"DNRs and ventilator denials should be on file for every one of these #COVIDIOTS"
Oh, and before I forget, here are two more Covidiots who yammered about how much of a "hoax" this virus is and who caught it and died:
Once again: oops!
Saturday, April 18, 2020
More Naysaying Nabobs Die of COVID-19
Well, here we have yet another moronic MAGAT who mocked and minimized this pandemic and paid for it with his life. Tsk, tsk.
“He watched Fox, and believed it was under control,’’ Kristen told me.
Early in March Sean Hannity went on air proclaiming that he didn’t like the way that the American people were getting scared “unnecessarily.’’ He saw it all, he said, “as like, let’s bludgeon Trump with this new hoax.’’
. . . On April 9, he died of Covid-19. The following day, Artie Nelson, one of his longtime bartenders at JJ Bubbles, and also in his 70s, died of the virus as well.Joe Joyce is hardly the only one denying science, ridiculing facts, and parrotting the stupidity and ignorance promulgated by Fox So-Called News. He's in good company. Landon Spradlin also thought COVID-19 was a hoax. So did Gerald Glenn. Both were "men of God." Both thought God actually talked directly to them. Yet both died.
Oops.
Meanwhile:
In one of the most provocative analyses in his follow-up article, “Coronavirus: Out of Many, One,” Mr. Pueyo analyzed Medicare and census data on age and obesity in states that recently resisted shutdowns and counties that voted Republican in 2016.
He calculated that those voters could be 30 percent more likely to die of the virus.
In literature that's called "poetic justice."
And there's lots more of it to come.
While the Sociopath-in-Chief tweets from the toilet inanities like "LIBERATE!" and his brain-dead followers turn out en masse to demand that they be allowed to infect everyone else, heroic healthcare workers bust their asses trying to save people.
So before anyone reading this tut-tuts about how "ghoulish" or "distasteful" or "wrong" it is to cheer the death of anyone, keep in mind who is risking their lives on the front lines and who isn't. Who appreciates that risk and who doesn't.
I'm not the one who's causing these deaths. Trump & Co. are. The behavior of Trump supporters is what's wrong.
So I'll say it again:
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpSupportersAreCriminals
And once again I have to ask: Every time a MAGAT dies of Covid, does an angel get his wings?
Thursday, April 16, 2020
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpSupportersAreCriminals
#IHopeEveryFuckingTrumpSupporterDiesOfCovid-19
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Trump Is A Criminal, Example #LostCount
Trump is a criminal. Therefore, anyone who supports Trump is aiding and abetting criminality, so he/she is likewise a criminal.
Here's just the latest in a stupefyingly long list of his crimes:
Trump removes independent watchdog tasked with overseeing coronavirus emergency funds
I'll say it again: Trump is a criminal, and if you support him, you are a criminal. (You're a moron, too, and a bully, and an ignoramus, and a sociopath, but that's another matter; seek help.)
Paraphrasing Mencken, I hope he and all of you get what you deserve, and I hope you get it good and hard.
Monday, April 6, 2020
Boris Johnson Moved to the ICU - Days of COVID-19
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, sick with COVID-19 for 10 days now, has just been moved to the ICU.
Just so I understand -- Boris Johnson has been moved to the ICU because of: A) a hoax B) the common cold C) just the flu (though "who cares if it's 10 times more lethal") D) a serious, potentially fatal illness Will a Trump supporter please enlighten me?
(Bonus question for extra credit: Every time a MAGAt dies of COVID, does an angel get his wings?)
Sunday, April 5, 2020
Donald Trump, Captain of the U.S.S. Titanic
1. There is no iceberg.
2. We won't hit the iceberg.
3. We barely touched the iceberg.
4. Nobody could've seen the iceberg.
5. The iceberg didn't kill as many people as it could have so these deaths mean my plan worked.
6. I'm the best captain ever (and better than icebergs).
7. Icebergs are fake news.
8. The previous Captain steered us into that iceberg.
9. I had to sink the ship to fix it.
10. Nobody died.
11. I have the biggest penis!
12. Like a miracle, the ship will rise from the bottom.
13. I'm the most popular Captain ever.
14. I invented ships.
15. I always knew the ship was going to sink.
16. I have the biggest penis!
(Hat-tip to "Gumby" and "Policy Watcher")
Friday, April 3, 2020
Michael Rapaport Tells It Like It Is (re Trump, TrumpCultists, and COVID-19)
Thank you, Michael Rapaport. Rarely have words sounded so sweet:
— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) March 25, 2020
Monday, March 30, 2020
Days of COVID-19
To all the Trump Cultists out there, all the MAGA morons, all the ignorant, know-nothing, science-denying jackasses who aren't taking this crisis seriously and who, even worse, are mocking and minimizing it, thus putting the lives of our frontline healthcare workers even more at risk than they already are, I wish I believed in hell so I could hope you would all rot there.
Livy has a saying for you, from 35 B.C.:
Eventus stultorum magister est.Idiomatically translated: Fools must be taught by experience.
So be it.
It's not my fault you're so stupid and willfully ignorant that you have to learn the hard way.
Gotta cull the herd somehow.
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpSupportersAreCriminals
#GopersAreCriminals
#KellyanneConwayIsALyingBitch
#GodBotherersAreMorons
#TrumpistsAreADeathCult
#MAGAtsAreEvenMoreMoronicThanYouCanImagine
#MAGAtsAreEvenMoreCriminalThanYouCanImagine
Sunday, July 28, 2019
Wokerati, or the Lunacy of the Left
As a leftist, I often find myself hanging my head in shame at the idiocy and decidedly il-liberal tenets of political correctness. I've been railing against p.c. lunacy for over 35 years, every chance I get, not that I make much headway with my lefty brothers-in-arms (oh, lord, I just used a "gendered" expression -- oh, the horror!).
The wokerati stand firmly against the entire history of liberalism, with their insistence on "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings" and "sensitivity" and "cultural appropriation" and the whole raft of language-policing bullshit. They don't believe in freedom of speech. They don't believe in the First Amendment at all. They are little modern-day counterparts to the Maoists and Stalinists of old. They would be perfectly happy with struggle sessions (if they even know what those were, ahistorical as these people are).
They are, in short, frighteningly similiar to the far-right loons they love to decry. Hell, I decry them, too. But decrying two sides of the same coin doesn't give me much hope for the future, especially since these woke ones don't recognize their rightwing mirror images.
So several weeks ago, I wrote the first of what I imagine will be many such op-eds on this topic for my hometown newspaper, the Baltimore Sun. Here's the first part of it, with link to the whole thing:
Read the whole thing here.
The wokerati stand firmly against the entire history of liberalism, with their insistence on "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings" and "sensitivity" and "cultural appropriation" and the whole raft of language-policing bullshit. They don't believe in freedom of speech. They don't believe in the First Amendment at all. They are little modern-day counterparts to the Maoists and Stalinists of old. They would be perfectly happy with struggle sessions (if they even know what those were, ahistorical as these people are).
They are, in short, frighteningly similiar to the far-right loons they love to decry. Hell, I decry them, too. But decrying two sides of the same coin doesn't give me much hope for the future, especially since these woke ones don't recognize their rightwing mirror images.
So several weeks ago, I wrote the first of what I imagine will be many such op-eds on this topic for my hometown newspaper, the Baltimore Sun. Here's the first part of it, with link to the whole thing:
Oh, dear. I have just discovered that I’m supposed to be offended. Furthermore, apparently I should have been taking offense for most of my life. Who knew?
You see, I’m a first-generation Italian-American. I have dark hair, dark eyes, and skin that tans after 10 minutes in the sun. All my life, people have asked me what nationality I am — how quaint, such an old-fashioned word — or where I’m from.
Read the whole thing here.
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Friday, October 5, 2018
Friday, February 3, 2017
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
(with apologies to Robert Frost, who, I'm sure, is rolling over in his grave, along with so many others)
Wish I knew whom to credit for this great poetic parody, but I don't. Enjoy:
(with apologies to Robert Frost, who, I'm sure, is rolling over in his grave, along with so many others)
Wish I knew whom to credit for this great poetic parody, but I don't. Enjoy:
I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.And let me tell you something, my people say he's a complete nobody.This guy lives in the village. So what if he sees me stopping here?I dare him to sue me! I dare him!And by the way, this snow is pathetic.These are, by far, the least downy flakes ever!I hear they import them from Canada.I don't know. Maybe they did. Maybe they didn't. We're looking into it.My horse -- he's the most incredible horse, seriously, I have thegreatest, classiest horses--My horse doesn't even know what the hell we're doing here.The horses love me though. They do.They're always shaking their bells at me, it's very loving.It's a beautiful thing.Let me tell you something, these woods are an embarrassment.They're not dark. They're not deep.They're nothing. They're for losers.And I cannot wait to sue this guy.I cannot wait to sue this guy.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Breaking News: White House in Mourning
Brunhilde Pomsel, the private secretary of Nazi propaganda minister Josef Goebbels during the last three years of WWII, has died at the age of 106.
So if you see the White House draped in black bunting and Steve Bannon and his coterie of neo-Nazis wearing black armbands, you'll understand why.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Monday, December 19, 2016
Monday, December 5, 2016
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
In Mourning
A fascist buffoon elected to the White House and the death of Leonard Cohen all in one week -- less than one week -- is about more than I can bear. If I believed in reading symbolism into everything, I'd say that Cohen died as an act of mourning for what's going on in this country. So rather than pile on with analysis and with facts, which don't mean anything in this age of blind rage and uncontrolled id, I'll let the man speak for himself. RIP, great man, great poet, great prophet:
Anthem
by Leonard Cohen
The birds they sang
at the break of day
Start again
I heard them say
Don't dwell on what
has passed away
or what is yet to be.
Ah the wars they will
be fought again
The holy dove
She will be caught again
bought and sold
and bought again
the dove is never free.
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
We asked for signs
the signs were sent:
the birth betrayed
the marriage spent
Yeah the widowhood
of every government --
signs for all to see.
I can't run no more
with that lawless crowd
while the killers in high places
say their prayers out loud.
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
a thundercloud
and they're going to hear from me.
Ring the bells that still can ring ...
You can add up the parts
but you won't have the sum
You can strike up the march,
there is no drum
Every heart, every heart
to love will come
but like a refugee.
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
That's how the light gets in.
That's how the light gets in.
Friday, July 1, 2016
Disabled woman beaten to bloody pulp thanks to TSA
But I'm the one who's the freak for refusing to support this insanity. Yeah, right.
From Raw Story:
From Raw Story:
Disabled woman beaten bloody by TSA agents
after becoming confused and afraid
at security checkpoint
(Photo of Hannah Cohen courtesy of WREG)
Saturday, June 25, 2016
Thursday, June 16, 2016
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